In Ireland, we don’t say “sorry I’d rather read my book in peace on the train” instead we induce an asthma attack and take away their inhalers and I think that’s beautiful <3
whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples
When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, "Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis," and my mom lost it.
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
Darren Shan. literally Darren Shan
I remember reading the first 3 Darren Shan books in one night and just falling in love with his style of vampires.
voldemort: let me be your ruler
death eaters: (ruler)