December 2010
“Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I...”
– Looking for Alaska, by John Green (via iseekagreatperhaps)
ohmygrilledcheesus:
urbanamore:
...
When I was a young human, tears would flow from my...
mamaumbridge:
Until one day when my Mama Umbridge said to ME
“Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake,
you throw out that fondue,
and you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up!”
SIT DOWN!
“No reason to be angry. Anger just distracts from the all-encompassing sadness,...”
– Miles “Pudge” Halter, narration (via dicks-oak-the-second)
“Is it so hard to die, Mr. Lewis? Is that labyrinth really worse than this one?”
– Miles “Pudge” Halter, narration (via dicks-oak-the-second)
“Everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged out to sea by the...”
– Miles “Pudge” Halter, narration (via dicks-oak-the-second)
“That’s why I’m going. So I don’t have to wait until I die to start seeking a...”
– Miles “Pudge” Halter (via dicks-oak-the-second)
“That’s the mystery, isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he...”
– Alaska Young (via dicks-oak-the-second)
“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full...”
– Chip “the Colonel” Martin (via dicks-oak-the-second)
“Just like that. From a hundred miles an hour to asleep in a nanosecond. I wanted...”
– Miles “Pudge” Halter, narration (via dicks-oak-the-second)
My favourite Looking For Alaska quote.
The awkward moment when you have 36 presents but...
adamfaith:
helloemilyjane:
“ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT?!”
– Stephen Fry (via brothan)
its christmas tomorrow
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
