February 2012
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When my leg cramps
☺More Laughs Here.
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
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“Donna Noble: How about you, are you alright?
The Doctor: Oh, I’m always all...”
– Doctor Who - Forrest of the Dead (via verymanly)
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